Notes Of A Plumber

I flush toilets a lot!
I know that seems like a normal thing for a plumber, but there is a reason that I bring it up...
Some mornings, after finishing up my Venti coffee, I'll be in somebodies house repairing a toilet and flush the thing 7-8 times to test it.
The combination of the coffee and all the flushing will often lead to me needing to pee!
So I usually politely same to the costumer "you mind if I use this before I leave"?
They will walk out, I'll shut the door and have at it. No Problem!
But every now and then there is a different response.
This has happened to me 3 times in my 24 years of being a plumber. Once from a girl, once from a guy, and this morning from a women.
I said, "do you mind if i use this before I leave?" and she turned and walked out shutting the door behind her. I start doing my thing and the door opens back up and she steps back into the room moves towards me takes a look and asks if there is anything she can help me with!!!
Whoa!!!
Now, shes not an unattractive woman, but umm, Fred The Plumber is a gay man!!!
Quickly with balls sinking away into my stomach I stop in mid stream and zip up saying "no no, I'm ok!"
She steps even closer, and believe me she was already close, and says, "really I'd like to."
Only thing I could think of was, "i'm sorry, but my boyfriend doesn't like it when I have sex on the job!"
She said "Of coarse, only in SF. sorry."
I told her that I found it flattering and not to worry about it.
She actually made my day!